The crime scene.......................
The victim's body with the yellow crime scene tape.blood and guts spatters outlined in red.The alleged perpetrator's defense:
"This sucker was eating my Spathyphillum,dammit! His friends had already done a number on my Ostica Blue Eye,and they were moving in on my Bamboo Palm.I couldn't take anymore!
And the voices kept telling me to do it,before it became too late!
What else could I do? I had to save my family,didn't I?
Yep,I smashed him with my foot!I'm not like other people(meems)who cuts their heads off.At least,I smacked him good!That sucker deserved to die.
Don't you see?They're going to take over everything if somebody doesn't stop them!I have done the world a favor!
Go ahead---take me away.I am willing to sacrifice myself for the world of gardening.
Oh yeah,I want a lawyer.
And a jury of my peers( just make sure they're all gardeners)."
