“Hey Lady! Whatcha doin’?”
“Trying to take a photo of one of YardBoy’s roses.”
But nothing is cooperating.Not even the butterflies…”
“Ummm…you may have noticed that it’s hot out?It is the middle of the day,
Have you seen that Marsh Rabbit that likes to eat your Curcumas around?
Nope-he’s where it’s cool.
Any Ring-Neck Snakes?Same…..
OK-those dumb Muskovie Ducks don’t count—
they taste really,really bad.
Mother Nature made it hot in Florida for a reason.So we creatures could rest,and get away from you stoopid humans.Have you noticed that I’m perched up in this magnificent old Florida Oak?Where it’s nice and cool?”
“Don’t you think you should be inside?
In the air conditioning?
Or else,in that big old pond you built?
With that fake gator?
I’m a USF Bulls fan,myself…”
“Good idea………..I’ll put my bathing suit on.”
Note:No Florida Gator was hurt in the creation of this post…..but just wait until September 11……..